Doctor I Can’t Get It Up My Wife Anymore

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a s*xual

problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” “Mr.

Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what

I can do.” So, the worried fellow returned with his wife

the following pad. The doctor greeted the coupled and then

said, “Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.” The

woman obliged and removed her clothing. “Okay, now turn

all the way around… Now, lie down please… Uh-huh, I see.

Alright, you can put your clothes back on.” While the

woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the

husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said to

the man. “Your wife didn’t give me an erec***n

either.”