A Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the

artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist

hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you like this

tattoo?” Old lady: “actually I want two, one on the

inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right

thigh” Artist: “you know how much this will hurt? Are

you really sure you want them there?” Old lady barks at

him: “of course I know that’s where I want them! I

don’t care how much it will hurt!” Artist: “okay,

whatever you want then. Let’s take a look at art the art

book to see if there is something you want.” Old lady:

“I already know what I want. I want a Christmas tree on my

left thigh, and a turkey on my right thigh” Artist:

“uhhhh ok, I will do that, but could you answer me as to

why you would want such a thing?” Old lady: “Because in

sick of my husband complaining there is nothing to eat

between Christmas and Thanksgiving!”