A Male Patient Is Lying In Bed In The Hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an

oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young,

student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my

test***es black? ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,

‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper

body and feet. ‘He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse,

please check. Are my test***es black?’ Concerned that he

may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry

about his test***es, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his

man***d in one hand and his test***es in the other. Then,

she takes a close look and says, ‘There’s nothing wrong

with them, Sir!’ The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles

at her and says very slowly: ‘Thank you very much. That

was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely…… ‘Are

my test results back?”