Doctor I Have An Embarrassing Sex**l Problem

A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing sex**l problem” The doctor says “Tell

me about your s*x life, “The man says “Well, first thing in the morning, the wife and I have a

quick ‘morning glory’. Then I go to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a BJ

at my desk. I nip home at lunchtime and do the wife over the kitchen table, then after work I go to

see my mistress from five until seven. Then after dinner my wife and I generally hit the bed early

for a serious session, sometimes two or three.” “I see,” says the doctor, “and what seems to

be the problem?” “Well,” says the patient, “it hurts when I m*sturbte.”