A Man Noticed Two Tennis Balls

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying

by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in

his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross

street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful

blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are those

big bulges in your running shorts?” she asked. “Tennis

balls,” answered the man, smiling back. “Wow,” said

the blonde, looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had

tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable.”