One Night A Little Girl Walks

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having s*x.

The mother is going up and down on the father and when she

sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

“What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed

to tell her little girl about s*x so she makes up an answer.

“Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so

I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The

little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t

bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her

face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl

replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the

morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up