A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife

how many men she has sl**t w**h After the question, the

woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me,

it’s fine. How many men have you sl**t w**h?” His wife,

still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The man

says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just

thought we could trust each other…” Still silence from

his wife. The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please

don’t be upset.” Since the woman is still silent, the

man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.

While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her

senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and

upset, tells her husband, “D**n it! You made me lose

count!”