An Elderly Couple

An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a

bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually

start talking about conception and the question of “When

does life begin”. The priest said in the Bible states that

life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 “Before I formed

you in the womb I knew you”. This is God’s word so it is

true. The doctor looked at the priest funny and said, “You

cannot be serious, I have been in practice for years and

life begins at birth when you breathe your first breath of

air.” The priest and doctor continue to argue their point

and as others began to shift their attention to their

conversation, the old man spoke. “You are both wrong, my

wife and I fully agree that life begins when your kids

finally move out of the house”.