A Little Boy Wanted $100

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but

nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the

Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities

received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided

to send it to President Clinton. The President was so

impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his

secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would

appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy

was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a

thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you

very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that

for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC

and as usual, those deducted $95