My Wife Will Call Me A Coward!

Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s

wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.

“Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour:

shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t

believe I was robbed.” The robber obliged. He threw

Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet through it.

“Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of

robbers,” said Moishe, “otherwise my wife will call me a

coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.”

So the robber shot a number of holes through the

carpenter’s coat. “And now?” “Sorry,” interrupted

the robber. “No more holes. I’m out of bullets.”

“That’s all I wanted to know!” said Moishe. “Now

hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat

that you’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue!”

The robber threw down the money and ran. by TaboolaSponsored

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