A Young Man Goes Into The Job

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney, and sees an

ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to

learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this

job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and

says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the

gynaecological consult. You have to help them out of their

unde***ar, lay them down, and carefully wash their private

regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the

hair, then r*b in soothing oils so that they’re ready for

the examination. There’s an annual salary of $75,000, but

you’re going to have to go to Perth – other side of the

country.” The man says “Oh is that where the job is?”

The clerk says “No sir. That’s where the end of the line

is right now