A Man Walks Into A Bar One Night

On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes

up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his

favourite premium beer. “Certainly, sir. That’ll be 1

cent.” “One single penny?!” exclaimed the man. The

barman replied, “Yes, sir. Just one penny.” As he takes

the glass of delicious beer and takes a satisfying gulp, the

guy glances over at the menu and asks, “Could I have a

nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?”

“Certainly sir,” replies the bartender. “But all that

comes to real money.” “How much money?” inquires the

guy. “Four cents,” he replies. “Four cents?!”

exclaims the guy. “Where’s the guy who owns this

place?” The barman replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”

The guy asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?” The

bartender replies, “Same as what I’m doing to his

business.”