How To Inherit A Fortune

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when

his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to

enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where

he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her

natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just

an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but

in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit

20 million dollars.” Impressed, the woman went home with

him that evening. Three days later, she became his

stepmother.