Two Great White Sharks Swimming In The Ocean

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted

survivors of a ship that had just sunk. “Follow me son”

the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam

to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few

times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they

did. “Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times

with all of our fins showing.” And they did. “Now we eat

everybody.” And they did. When they were both gorged, the

son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at

first? Why did we swim around and around them?” His wise

old father replied, “Because they taste better without the

s**t inside!”