Parking Ticket

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went

into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a

cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I

said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a

break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I

called him an “Ar*e Hole” . He glared at me and started

writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Bev

called him a “S**t Head”. He finished the second ticket

and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started

writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The

more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our

bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have

a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s

important at our age.