A Veterinarian Was Feeling Ill And Went To Doctor

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.

The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about

symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she

interrupted him: “As a vet – I don’t need to ask my

patients all kinds of annoying questions: I can tell

what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?” The

doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly

wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said,

“There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll

have to have you put to sleep.”