A Man Orders One Shot
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he
looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After
he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders
another shot. The bartender is curious and asks him “every
time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket.
Why?” The man replies, “I have a picture of my wife in
my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home.”