Johnny Passed His Driving Test

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired

of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the

car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You

bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your

Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk

about the car.” The Little Johnny thought about that for a

moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed

on it. After about six weeks his father said, “Son,

you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you

have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you

haven’t had your hair cut.” The Little Johnny said,

“You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve

noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long

hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair,

and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long

hair.” (You’re going to love Dad’s reply!) “Did you

also notice they all walked everywhere they went..?