Agnes Married And Had 13 Children

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died,

she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her

husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more

children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her

coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for

this very loving woman and said, Lord, they are finally

together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her

friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third

husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her

legs.”