A Man Had Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window Seat

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on

the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and

put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to

the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and

asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man

explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a

“sniffing dog”. “His name is Sniffer and he’s the

best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne when I

put him to work.” The plane takes off, and once it has

levelled out, the agent says: “Watch this.” He tells

Sniffer to “search”. Sniffer jumps down, walks along the

aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman

for several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and

puts one paw on the agent’s arm. The agent says, “Good

boy”, and he turns to the man and says: “That woman is

in possession of marijuana, so I’m making a note of her

seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we

land.” “Say, that’s pretty neat” replies the first

man. Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the

aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a

few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places

TWO paws on the agent’s arm. The agent says, “That man

is carrying cocaine, so again, I’m making a note of his

seat number for the police.” “I like it!” says his

seatmate. The agent then told Sniffer to “search” again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,

sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the

agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all

over the seat. The first man is really grossed out by this

behaviour and can’t figure out how or why a well-trained

dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, “What’s

going on?” The agent nervously replied, “He just found a

bomb!”